Comfy Watcher Pillows

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Book Igloo

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Ostrich TV.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

How Sheep Sleep

Show Mom You Love Her!

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Hoodie, Pantsie, Shoesies.

E-Books.

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."