Tranquil Tv Watcher Pillows

'I'm drowning in a sea of tranquility.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Television Readers.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Tree house.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

Big screen TV.