Fly-on-the-wall Watcher T-Shirts

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Butterflies

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Bird Torture.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

Butterflies and moths

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Plane Migration.

Look, I know butter, and butter does not 'fly.'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Stork one-upmanship

Butterfly with talons

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

I don't mind one fly doing the backstroke in my soup, but six of them playing "Marco Polo" is just ridiculous.

'Call for backup.' (butterfly collectors)

Rupert Murdoch

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends