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"Don't mind me folks, I'm just your resident fly on the wall. . ."

"Recalculating route..."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Flight School.

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'He wants a good flyrod.'

Oh,thank you God!

Dog walker

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."