Fly On The Wall Aficionados Gifts

"Don't mind me folks, I'm just your resident fly on the wall. . ."

"Recalculating route..."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Flight School.

'Your you is unzipped.'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

"It looks almost too good to regurgitate on."

'He wants a good flyrod.'

Oh,thank you God!

Dog walker

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."