Fly On The Wall Gifts

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Grace For Flies

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Sorry'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Fly Space.

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

Keep off the Square.

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

Derek's last selfie.

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

Bar flies

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

Did you double dip?

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

Quit complaining. I told you to go before you got in there.