Flies Gifts

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

Faecebook Fly.

Grace For Flies

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

The Poky Little Pupa.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Extreme Bungy

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"You've changed."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"