Flies Gifts

Faecebook Fly.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fly Fishing

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Extreme Bungy

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"You've changed."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'