Fly Symbolism Gifts

Generally newspapers are indicators of breakfast food or the possibility of feces...but I know there was some sort of rolled up clause in here.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'Food fight!'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Two for Joy."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

Fly Space.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

Derek's last selfie.

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Fly eating apple.

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'