Fly Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Nope, I'll have to pass on lunch today!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Emotional Support Pest

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Food fight!'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

The Problem with the TSA

Two birds refuel.

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'

Flight School.

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'Catching flying fish!'

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'