Fly Fishing Gifts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Superior Trout Flies, Inc. - "Is there any truth to the nasty rumor that you have been known to fish with worms?"

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

The art of fishing.

Big fish bites the flies on fisherman's hat.

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Fishing direction sign.

Fly Fishing

'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that you're fly-fishing.'

Fishing - with flies

When casting demos get really competitive.

Fishing without a license.

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"You guys got to see the ridiculous lure this guy thinks will fool us!"

"Relax, I don't think they're here for us: judging by their hats, they're fly-fishermen..."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I'm a fly-man myself!"

"You're in luck. Today I'm just fishing for compliments."

Fisherman takes his prize catch to bed.

'He's got to come up for air sometime!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

'How are they biting?'

'I'm just getting in a little practice for my fly fishing trip.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Have you thought about getting rid of your land line?'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

'No kidding, you fly-fish! Dries?'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'