Fly Fishing Fanatic Gifts

Fly Fishing

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"I'm a fly-man myself!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'My hat offers a large selection of flies.'

'Who says fishing isn't an aerobic exercise, eh Ben!'

'How are they biting?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Ben's taking fly fishing lessons. There goes his instructor now.'

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

'Hello,Biggo Tackle Supply? About tha dozen flys I ordered.....'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'Any chance your fly will hit the water in the next fifteen minutes? I'm getting dizzy!'

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

And the mating dance of the blue winged olives in the gloaming.

Fly Fishing

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'