Fly Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

Superior Trout Flies, Inc. - "Is there any truth to the nasty rumor that you have been known to fish with worms?"

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Son, the hardest thing about fly fishing is catching the flies.'

'My hat offers a large selection of flies.'

'No kidding, you fly-fish! Dries?'

'How do they feel now?'

Fly fishing.

Fly-fishing.

'I'm looking for a single, white bi-sexual, who's into art, long walks in the moonlight and flyfishing.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He hooks his favourite flies conveniently into his tween clothing...

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Blue Upright

Fly Fishing

"...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fishing with God

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The Da Vinci Cod