Fly Fishing Aficionados Gifts

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Horror movies

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Recalculating route..."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Fishing direction sign.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Emotional Support Pest

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

'They speak fish!'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Bull charging a fisherman

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Only caught one, eh."