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'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Horror movies

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Recalculating route..."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Cat eats date.

Fishing direction sign.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Emotional Support Pest

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Bull charging a fisherman

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Only caught one, eh."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"