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'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

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Flyfishing for dummies.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Recalculating route..."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Cat eats date.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Fishing direction sign.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Emotional Support Pest

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Only caught one, eh."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'