Fly Fishing Guru Gifts

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Been waiting long?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'