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'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Fly Fishing

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

A Bloody Butcher

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Been waiting long?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'