Fly-on-the-wall Watcher Gifts

'Watch her, she's a whistle blower!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Butterflies

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

Butterflies and moths

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

Stork one-upmanship

Plane Migration.

Look, I know butter, and butter does not 'fly.'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Butterfly with talons

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Call for backup.' (butterfly collectors)

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Rupert Murdoch

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends