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I see we've hit our 'default' setting!

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

The Fly

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'The circle is complete!'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

A man looks up at the earth

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Two airplanes

Emotional Support Pest

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Keeping busy?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

You Know You're Old When...

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Flight School.

It's a pity date!

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."