Aerial Observer T-Shirts

"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

A man looks up at the earth

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Tess of the Dirigibles

Astronaut Selfie.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Oculist.

Space junk.

God's Fly Swat...

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

First Contact