Paperwork Guru Mugs

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

My Secretary: The Miracle Worker

Need help getting through the paperwork?

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

In and Out Tray

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Late/Too Late.

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Buck Never Stops.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"