Paperwork Powerhouse Gifts

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"In my legal opinion, Mr. Humpty, you should avoid treating your cracks till after we sue the owner of the wall."

"My first recommendation is to get a bigger shoebox."

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

Generalisssimo Jesus Delgado Manana - Director de la Burocracia

In - Out - Pending.

'Before we begin, sir, let me assure you that nobody is calling you a low-down, no-good cheat.'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

"Morning, all!"

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.