Paperworker Gifts

"What do you mean, 'There's too much paper work'? We're a paper mill, for Pete's sake!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."