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"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Should I get rid of the pile of leaves? No! When they decompose, they make natural plant food. If you leave it, it will compost! I could use that motto. Be my guest. Hey mom! Guess what? Your grandmother was not referring to your laundry pile.

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

I know they told me not to bark

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Autumn Leaves

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"You're looking very autumnal."

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Leaf Blower.

Autumn Rain

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.