Leaf Pile Jumper T-Shirts

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

Autumn arrived in the middle of Dan's backswing

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"I feel your pain."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A rainbow umbrella

I know they told me not to bark

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Teach Love

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

"You're looking very autumnal."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

Wipe Your Feet

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Autumn Rain

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.