Paperwork Juggler T-Shirts

Insurance co. claims department.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Performance Management.

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'They accepted your offer!!'

Cerebral cortex stuff, pleasure/pain stuff, lizard brain stuff.

'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Stress Clinic. Filing trays read 'stressed in' and 'stressed out'.

Desk bins: Stuff I Don't Need to Know...

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

Department of Commerce:'Regulate...Deregulate'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"It's more efficient for us if you fax the document. Then we lost it immediately rather than wait for the mail."

The Work Flow

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Oh no, a few more change orders from Mrs. Fergenson, right?'

Rob Peter to Pay Paul.

"This is a part-time job with full-time aggravation."

"I'm sorry, he left for his annual holiday this morning and won't be back until late this afternoon."

'Sir, to receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

I bet those are accident reports.

'Health and Safety Dept.'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Rowing Club 'In and out trays'

"It's receiving my attention right now"