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Research and Development: Now, Never.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I feel your pain."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

InIn by-products.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with