Paper Pile Up Navigator Gifts

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I feel your pain."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

Information. Innuendo

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Examiners.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

"Dunhomin"

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"Someday my grant will come."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"