Plate Piler Gifts

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Pasta

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Please don't kill me."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Balanced Diet"

The Scottish Lawn

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'The game went into extra innings.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Pete had found his home planet.

Lunch.

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'Every month put a little money away and at the end of the year . . . you'll be surprised how little you have.'

Autumn arrived in the middle of Dan's backswing

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

"He had himself pierced once too often."

'See, didn't I tell you that my Mom is a great cook!'

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

'What aren't we eating today, my love?'

"As I see it, our only out is to apply for not-for-profit status."

'Need the pliers, Fred?'

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.