Foam Sculptor Pillows

"How are your latte art classes going?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

The Sculptor

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

I love bathtime.

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Igloo Windfarm.

Origami Mail

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"I could do that."

Bath tube with human feet.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"You must be the new barmaid."

'Show off!'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

Ice Sculpture.

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

Balloon Animal Therapy

"Yes, I did say you needed to back up all your date. But there's an easier way than handwriting thousands of pages."

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'It's a cement mixer.'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

Memory-Loss Foam.

"You're going to need plastic surgery."

Shaving

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'