Wax Sculptor Pillows

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Candle Portraits.

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Have you had a brazilian?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

The Sculptor

Snow Crime

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

UFO and snowman

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Ice-Cube-IV

Jack and the Snowman.