"You know very well it's a good ten minutes till closing, Charlie."
Wax Museum Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wax museum enthusiast? Explore our collection of quirky and artistic products that celebrate the craftsmanship and history behind wax figures. Perfect for fans who love history, art, and a touch of the playful side of curiosity.
You're my Mona Lisa.
I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.
"I think he was a celebrity."
Culture Saturday
Party Animals.
'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
"Why don't you find a museum!"
Candle Portraits.
Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.
"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."
"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"
They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!
An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.
Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation
"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."
"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."
"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."
The Other Cooperstown
Raphael
Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
I love Museum Shops
Diego Velasquez
Rodin's Cloakroom Thief
"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"
"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."
Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack
Rodin's THE FEELER
One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'
"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.
Hall of great inventors.
Wax Museum Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Wax Museum Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for wax museum enthusiasts. Find quirky, artistic designs that add character to their morning coffee or tea ritual.
Wax Museum Enthusiast Pillows
Shop our cozy pillows designed for wax museum fans. Add a touch of humor and artistic flair to their home decor with these fun, stylish accents.
Wax Museum Enthusiast Prints
Browse our art prints inspired by wax museums and figure craftsmanship. Ideal for decorating spaces and celebrating their fascination with this intriguing art form.
Wax Museum Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that let wax museum lovers wear their passion. With creative and witty designs, these shirts make a perfect gift for any enthusiast.