Wax Warrior Gifts

Cotton Buds.

Ban on Free Speech

Baby on board.

Candle Portraits.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Bees v Wasps

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Coleridge'

Save the river.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'No surf?'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'