Wheat Warrior Gifts

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Low-Energy Drinks

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Exercise Class

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."