Wheat Warrior T-Shirts

'No bread crumbs for me, thanks. I have allergies to wheat.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Low-Energy Drinks

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Bench Press Accident

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'