Living Wage Warrior T-Shirts

"How can we be essential and only get paid $12 an hour?"

Working Late

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'A word in my office Jones.'

The other digital divide.

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Labor Day '19

Minimum wage.

'Anybody who has a life, gets more work.'

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."