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GP pay award wheel.

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."

"I'd like a 150% rise."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I've got more money this week. They've given me my deductions and kept my wages.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'You must be out sourcing your labor overseas.'

'Micro payment? I've been on micro payment for years!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'The salary is negotiable...take it or leave it.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'No, we haven't made a decision on your promotion. We're still looking for a reason to deny it.'

"But we can't afford to increase the minimum wage if we're going to increase the maximum wage!"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'If that's the going salary, then what's the starting salary?'

The struggle for a decent payment.

Just wanted to tell you that even though you've been very, very good Santa won't be coming this year...60 bucks an hour in the oil patch is just too hard for him to pass up.

Minimum wage vs maximum wage.

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Unemployment Math

"What does 'FICA' stand for – Financially Insignificant Check Again?"

In the economy together...

Some labour unions are stronger than others...

'Thanks, but I'm not a beggar. This is just the way my boss pays me my salary.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

'It never occurred to me that I'm driving down wages by working here.'

'Doc, when I had a look at my salary statement, I got a motivation leak'!

"I just realized my wife gets more on unemployment than I make working here!"

"I'm tired for working for peanuts. . . !"

Living Dead Wages Now!

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"If they freeze our wages we wouldn't be able to buy anything until it thawed out."

"Now that they're starting to raise the minimum wage, they should raise the bottle and can recycle refund."