Waxer Pillows

'I was late again this morning. The boss is going to tear a strip off me!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Candle Portraits.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Musical Fight

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Pianist-boxer

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

Raging Bull on Ice

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).