Waxer Prints

'I was late again this morning. The boss is going to tear a strip off me!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Candle Portraits.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Pianist-boxer

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Musical Fight

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."