Ski Waxer Pillows

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Candle Portraits.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Colorado skier

A skier tied in knots.

At the Snow Globe Olympics

Man Sledging on his car

Cotton Buds.

Winter Breaks

Erm... you got any wax, hon'?

'We'd like to buy some down coats.'