Ski Waxer Gifts

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Candle Portraits.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

A skier tied in knots.

At the Snow Globe Olympics

Colorado skier

Man Sledging on his car

Cotton Buds.

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

Winter Breaks

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'