Web Crafting Wizard T-Shirts

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'He will observe your text now...'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Gerald Ratner's return

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Most projects require three hands."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Websiteless -- please help.

C Day Lewis.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'