Systems Architect T-Shirts

Dress your systems architect in a t-shirt that’s as clever as their solutions. Perfect for coding sessions, casual Fridays, or everyday wear, these shirts add personality to their wardrobe.

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'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.' mockup

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

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The Computer Bore

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"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App." mockup

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

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"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.." mockup

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

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'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.' mockup

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

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"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer." mockup

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off." mockup

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

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'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.' mockup

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

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"I do tech support for the cloud." mockup

"I do tech support for the cloud."

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Computer Expert

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"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!" mockup

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

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'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.' mockup

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

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Computer monitor for a head.

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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down." mockup

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

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'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?' mockup

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

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'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.' mockup

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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Hardware and software

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Fixing the Computer.

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"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software." mockup

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

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'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.' mockup

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

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It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'. mockup

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

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It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus. mockup

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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'Everything is in the Cloud.'

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"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!" mockup

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

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'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!' mockup

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

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'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.' mockup

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

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Cloud Computing.

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Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

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Binary Man

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'Well look, here come the hackers!' mockup

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

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Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Computer making faces behind owner's back. mockup

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

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"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in." mockup

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

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Building a company.

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'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?' mockup

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

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Systems Architect T-Shirts Collection

Systems Architect Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for systems architects—bring humor and professionalism to their coffee breaks with designs that celebrate their expertise.

Systems Architect Pillows

Check out our pillows that bring personality and humor into any space—ideal for systems architects who appreciate both comfort and clever design.

Systems Architect Prints

Discover stylish prints that celebrate the art and science of system architecture—great for decorating an office or home workspace with wit and professionalism.