Digital Decorator Gifts

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

Use your imagination.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Face Painting.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."