Digital Decor Advocate Gifts

"No, I don't think watching a Christmas tree on your laptop is festive. I think you're too lazy and cheap to go get a real tree."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Posh Easter Egg

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

King Madras

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"We need to talk."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"