Digital Decor Advocate Pillows

"No, I don't think watching a Christmas tree on your laptop is festive. I think you're too lazy and cheap to go get a real tree."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Posh Easter Egg

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

King Madras

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"We need to talk."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'