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Top Tips For Video Interviews

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"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Facebook in Crisis

Facebook's business model

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'Twitter or tweet-free?'

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

Modern methods of reading over someone's shoulder.

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

'Will that be the constantly looking down at smart phones section or family that talks to each other section?'

"So what do we do when we can't say anything nice about someone?"

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

'...and you're the reason power ties have lost their cachet!'

"No, I don't think watching a Christmas tree on your laptop is festive. I think you're too lazy and cheap to go get a real tree."

"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"

"He just called without texting first. How can he be 23 and still not know how a phone works?"

A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'