Digital Makeover Enthusiast Pillows

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Graduates on their phones

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Being Pampered.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"