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Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Being Pampered.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.