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Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Congratulations on the new you!

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Complete Makeover

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Being Pampered.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."