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Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Congratulations on the new you!

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Being Pampered.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Planner at work.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'